My earliest memory is... the concrete truck coming when we were building the house

At school I... am blatantly bored


I wish I'd never worn... halter necks and low cut tops with no boobs

My mother told me... "the thing is linda-bev-ahh hannah, whoever you are..."

I wish I had... a plane ticket to brisbane

My most humiliating moment was... lying in the gutter spewing my guts up and saying how sorry i was... or the hot tub night

At home I cook... salad and that's all i can do

My last meal would be... a cheese and spinach pastie, a caramel slice and a butterfly cake at work.

I'm very bad at... anything productive

When I was a child... everything was simple and i had nightmares about glow in the dark possums

The book that changed my life is... star, the god of small things, my sister sif

It's not fashionable but I LOVE... mum's ray burn sunnies and mum's thermal shirt, both of which i have hijacked

Friends say I am... paranoid

The song I'd like played at my funeral is... amen omen by ben harper, wish you were here by pink floyd

If only I could... leave my shit job, turn 17 and get my fucking P's

The last big belly laugh I had was... listening to jake play singstar, then losing to jake playing singstar

What I don't find amusing is ...... rude customers, twist ties and sleazy bega dregs in cars. and merimbula ones.

I'm always being asked... "you live in tathra hey?"

If I wasn't me... i'd have more to say

At the moment I'm listening to... could you be loved

My favourite work of art is... alchemy... i dunno it was the best i could come up wiht

If I were a car I'd be... kima's saab

I often wonder... about the meaning of life